I'll tell you a short poem
I'll try to make it quick.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick.
Penises are super things
You ladies should be jealous.
An organ ...

This gives new meaning to the idea of "look for the union label":
A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels ...

A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?"
"Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied his mother.
The young boy answered, ...