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Joke: A Woman's Bedtime Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a sneak.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks, and says he'll call and won't wait weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, so when I spend his cash he won't go insane.

He pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows the answer to: "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.

Amen.



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