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Joke: Scottish Santa

A Scottish Santa, on duty at the local department store, was dressed in the kilt. He was, of course dressed in 'Regimental Fashion' (nothing under it).

A young boy, on approaching the venerable old gent, noticed this and, when asked what he wanted for Christmas, was hesitant to say.

His mother prompted him not to be shy. "Tell Santa what you want for Christmas dear."

The lad squirmed and finally blurted out "Well, Santa, if you can grant my wish I'd be so happy."

"What is it you'd like?" asked Santa.

"I'd like a wee set of bagpipes just like the one I saw under your kilt"!



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